Inebriation leads inauguration.

Well, hello! Vance likes to adopt an unassuming stance. It's very sexy. But for those of you who really are wondering what's going on here, I'll tell you:

You, friends, have reached Mas Sexi, the official Meatball Magic music blog. I'm Alan, your humble co-host, also known as DJ Cuckoo. Down there? That's Vance, or DJ Heinz to those of you he hasn't introduced himself to quite yet. Welcome and sit your ass down.

What, you ask, is Meatball Magic? Well, aside from being a ridiculous (and unrelated) late-night infomercial-rampaging meat sphere-making gadget, Meatball Magic is the longest-running independent and alternative club night in California's central valley. Truth is, if you haven't heard of us by now, you're either busy sucking or busy not living near Fresno. Kudos.

Still curious? There's an early interview you can check out over at Fresno Famous. That's the link right there. Very enlightening. Plus, you can check out our setlists and photos from every event in our Myspace blog. Also, you can listen to our radio interview for KFCF (KPFA in Berkeley) if you'd like. It aired last year and mostly we just talked shit and played music. Very fun. Here's the link:

MP3: Meatball Magic on Move On Up - June 30, 2006

Now: bookmark this blog, put us in your favorites, and subscribe before you forget, because otherwise you'll miss us knocking your socks off with musical ephemera to tide you over until you can make it out to the club (or, if you can't, at least until you can get awesome). Lots of shit-talking and music-sharing. You won't regret it. We promise.


Dance, we said.